My Picks for The Amazing Race 16

I would first like to say that I have not seen what this season’s The Amazing Race participants look like, smell like, how tall or short they are, if they have a lazy eye or X-ray vision but here are my rankings (worst to first) sight unseen.

I’m basing these rankings the same way George W. Bush made his political decisions…with his gut (though mine is slightly larger than his).

11. Adrian & Dana – Married (no reason, but someones got to go)
10. Jody & Shannon – Grandmother/Granddaughter (hope I’m wrong…go Grandma!)
9. Monique & Shawne – Moms/Attorneys (don’t sue me for libel)
8. Jet & Cord – Brother/Cowboys (they’ll last longer than 8 seconds)
7. Brent & Caite – Dating models (hopefully there’s no speaking challenge)
6. Steve & Allison – Father/Daughter (wonder if they could be King and his Court)
5. Louie & Michael – Detectives (they better be good dics!)
4. Jordan & Daniel – Brothers (from the same mutha, presumably)
3. Carol & Brandy – Dating (one letter shy of being dubbed the Brady Bunch)
2. Joseph & Heidi – Married (will they stay married?)
1. Jeff & Jordan – Newly Dating WINNERS!!! (Jordan won Big Brother…this thing is rigged)

Next event…
Honolulu urban adventure race on February 20th

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